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I trod in some dog poo on the way back from lectures today. Dog poo is smelly and sticky so it was quite a depressing experience from that point of view, but walking home smelling slightly of poo wasn’t the worst part of the experience.

This evening I was treated to a cardiovascular, respiratory, abdominal and nervous system exam. Most of it could be done lying down, which was good, because I am very tired after a night of listening to extractor fans.

There’s only one thing worse than people who are impolite, and that’s those who are wish to impose their impeccable manners upon you.

It is a popular superstition that it is unlucky to put up an umbrella whilst inside.

Another company was ticked off the possible career list this evening.

There is something special about the battle of wits between the consumer and the incompetent member of technical support staff.

In the last 48 hours, I have watched 18 episodes of series 2 of 24.

Does God play dice? Or does He prefer coin-tossing?

Factually-inaccurate fame as one of Oxford’s student papers attempts to recount Statto’s run-in with the DSA.

The clash horns with Statto–JTA Publishing.